funny funny funny

I found this funny story and thought I would re-post it… Unfortunately this sounds like something I would say

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: ‘If you want your Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day’
Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
How long will this take?’ I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies.
I stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’
Without missing a beat he said ‘Worked for your bum, didn’t it?’
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man

Advertisements

About Lee Devine

I love life. I am a program facilitator at the Dixie Applied Technology College in St. George Utah. I can't think of anything I want to do more than help people succeed at education.
This entry was posted in My Life. Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to funny funny funny

  1. pammy oakley says:

    well isn’t it. No matter how u look at it……

  2. renxkyoko says:

    Ahahahah! This is hilarious ! ! Thanks for sharing, Leedevine ! ! !

    PS…. maybe I’ll rub a tissue paper too. I need help in that department. LOL ! ! !

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s