I found this funny story and thought I would re-post it… Unfortunately this sounds like something I would say
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: ‘If you want your Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day’
Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
How long will this take?’ I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies.
I stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’
Without missing a beat he said ‘Worked for your bum, didn’t it?’
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.